PART ONE: Average Man, Average Kid, Average School
There are two seats facing the audience at centerstage. MAN is already sitting down when the lights go up. He mimes opening a car door. KID enters, sits next to MAN, and closes the car door.
Good afternoon, my average son. How was your average private school?
It was exquisitely average.
MAN begins driving his car.
I received average grades on my average chemistry test. I had run-ins with an average bully.
Oh no. Did you report him to your average principal?
No, I just got into an average fight.
That’s not an acceptable solution. Average violence won’t solve average problems.
I know. That’s why I finished the fight with an average punch.
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